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to the tune of "Winter Wonderland" . . .
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy although
My boss let me go
Happily addicted to the Web!
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!
Friends come by they shake me,
Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's
the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter,
"No, man I just discovered
letterman-dot-com!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!
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