Sa airport canteen, umorder ang isang Amerikano
Kano: Miss, will you please give me one few two.
Tindera: What sir?
Kano: I said one few two.
Tindera: Oh, you want puto!
Kano: Yeah, that's right. Is that how you pronounce it ?
Tindera: (Sa loob-loob, tanga!, puto lang, pino-few two, few two pa, gagantihan ko nga.)
Tindera: Okey sir, What color do you want? Few la or few ti |