Moon
nanay:anak ano tong zero sa test paper mo?
anak:nay hindi po yan zero, naubusan po kasi ng star si maam kaya binigyan nya akong moon
Mukha
WIFE: Hudas ka! lagi kang umuuwing lasing. Naaasar na tuloy ako sa mukha mo.
HUSBAND: Pero mahal, kung hindi ako lasing, ako naman ang maaasar sa mukha mo.
Pick your lawyer
In the Philippines, you should know the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.
